InDaH CuaP CuaP

Semalem..tepat tanggal 20 November 2008 gw dengan bodohnya melakukan satu kesalahan. Kesalahan ini diakibatkan oleh lemahnya daya ingat otak gw alias pelupa di sertai dengan kekeblukan gw plus kecerobahan tingkat tinggi.


Apakah kesalahn itu???
gw dengan sukses membuat roommate gw tdur di kosan orang (untung masi deket kosan tmen, klo nggak gmana coba??). pulang ke kontrakan, gw langsung tidur....sedangkan roomate gw masi nonton d kosan temen. Entah knapa...nggak biasa-biasanya gw kunci tuh kontrakan dengan kunci grendel, jadi dia gak bisa masuk. Trus gw tidur aja gitu dengan sukses, tanpa mimpi, tanpa gangguan padahal tmen gw udah ngegedor2 pintu kosan supaya di bukain. entah setan budek mana yg lagi ada di kuping gw, gw sama sekali g ngedenger gedoran itu. HEh....tidur gw bablas sampe pagi.


Knapa g miscall lo aja???pasti kalian nanya gitu deh
HEhe,mereka sudah mencoba menghubungi hape gw, tapi hape gw mati
yang satu low batt, satu lagi rusak...jadi gw matiin keduanya
aLhasil, mereka nyerah ngebangunin gw
Padahal ya....klo ada suara sms, biasanya gw langsung bngun lho (aH masa???)

PadaHaL....


Temen gw itu lagi sakit, dan obatnya ada di kontrakan gw
Alhasil....dia sakit semaleman d, sampe hari ini juga dia masi sakit.
I'm feeling so guilty
gw udah minta maap seehhh
Tapi kayanya.....dia blom maapin gw sepenuh hati d hari ini
yaah inilah akibat dari kecerobohan gw, satu orang temen gw jadi korban
klo gw boleh milih ya....mending gw yg d zhalimi deh dari pada jadi orang yang menzhalimi. Dalam kasus ini, gw bener2 gak punya niat buat berbuat sengaja, hiks tapi gmana dunks
gw ngerti, gmanapun mereka gak akan terus memberikan toleransi atas sikap gw yang suka lupa dan ceroboh. gw c jujur...mau aja brubah but i dunno how buat gak lupa dan ceroboh. kejadian ini kan gak pernah gw planning..............


I do apologize for my stupidity,
I do apologize for being cLumsy
I do apologize...
Coz rite now i'm feeling guilty so badly
Hope She gonna be ok soon

ngopi dri temen...gw ngrasa pidato ini ngena bnget ma gw do what u LoVe
n u'LL FeeL enjoy no matter how much money u got
teringat kata2nya pak harfan dalam laskar pelangi juga
"Hiduplah untuk memberi sebanyak-banyaknya bukan untuk menerima sebanyak-banyaknya"


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Learning is really in the broadest sense what I want to talk about today, because your education, of course, isn't ending here. In many ways, it's only just begun.

The world has so many lessons to teach you. I consider the world, this Earth, to be like a school and our life the classrooms. And sometimes here in this Planet Earth school the lessons often come dressed up as detours or roadblocks. And sometimes as full-blown crises. And the secret I've learned to getting ahead is being open to the lessons, lessons from the grandest university of all, that is, the universe itself.

The three lessons that have had the greatest impact on my life have to do with feelings, with failure and with finding happiness.

So, here I am, 22, making $22,000 a year and, yet, it didn't feel right. It didn't feel right. The first sign, as President Hennessy was saying, was when they tried to change my name. The news director said to me at the time, "Nobody's going to remember Oprah. So, we want to change your name. We've come up with a name we think that people will remember and people will like. It's a friendly name: Suzie."

So, I grew up not loving the name, but once I was asked to change it, I thought, well, it is my name and do I look like a Suzie to you? So, I thought, no, it doesn't feel right. I'm not going to change my name. And if people remember it or not, that's OK.

And then they said they didn't like the way I looked. This was in 1976, when your boss could call you in and say, "I don't like the way you look." Now that would be called a lawsuit, but back then they could just say, "I don't like the way you look." Which, in case some of you in the back, if you can't tell, is nothing like Barbara Walters. So, they sent me to a salon where they gave me a perm, and after a few days all my hair fell out and I had to shave my head. And then they really didn't like the way I looked.

But even worse than being bald, I really hated, hated, hated being sent to report on other people's tragedies as a part of my daily duty, knowing that I was just expected to observe, when everything in my instinct told me that I should be doing something, I should be lending a hand.

And after eight months, I lost that job. They said I was too emotional. I was too much. But since they didn't want to pay out the contract, they put me on a talk show in Baltimore. And the moment I sat down on that show, the moment I did, I felt like I'd come home. I realized that TV could be more than just a playground, but a platform for service, for helping other people lift their lives. And the moment I sat down, doing that talk show, it felt like breathing. It felt right. And that's where everything that followed for me began.

And I got that lesson. When you're doing the work you're meant to do, it feels right and every day is a bonus, regardless of what you're getting paid.

It's true. And how do you know when you're doing something right? How do you know that? It feels so. What I know now is that feelings are really your GPS system for life.

If it doesn't feel right, don't do it. That's the lesson. And that lesson alone will save you, my friends, a lot of grief. Even doubt means don't. This is what I've learned. There are many times when you don't know what to do. When you don't know what to do, get still, get very still, until you do know what to do.

So, I say to you, forget about the fast lane. If you really want to fly, just harness your power to your passion. Honor your calling. Everybody has one. Trust your heart and success will come to you.

But having a lot of money does not automatically make you a successful person. What you want is money and meaning. You want your work to be meaningful. Because meaning is what brings the real richness to your life. What you really want is to be surrounded by people you trust and treasure and by people who cherish you. That's when you're really rich.

So, lesson one, follow your feelings. If it feels right, move forward. If it doesn't feel right, don't do it.

Now I want to talk a little bit about failings, because nobody's journey is seamless or smooth. We all stumble. We all have setbacks. If things go wrong, you hit a dead end—as you will—it's just life's way of saying time to change course.

So, ask every failure—this is what I do with every failure, every crisis, every difficult time—I say, what is this here to teach me? And as soon as you get the lesson, you get to move on. If you really get the lesson, you pass and you don't have to repeat the class.

Whatever you resist persists. But, if you ask the right question—not why is this happening, but what is this here to teach me?—it puts you in the place and space to get the lesson you need.

So, it's a lesson that applies to all of our lives as a whole. What matters most is what's inside. What matters most is the sense of integrity, of quality and beauty. I got that lesson.

Not a small topic this is, finding happiness. But in some ways I think it's the simplest of all. Gwendolyn Brooks wrote a poem for her children. It's called "Speech to the Young : Speech to the Progress-Toward." And she says at the end, "Live not for battles won. / Live not for the-end-of-the-song. / Live in the along." She's saying, like Eckhart Tolle, that you have to live for the present. You have to be in the moment. Whatever has happened to you in your past has no power over this present moment, because life is now.

But I think she's also saying, be a part of something. Don't live for yourself alone. This is what I know for sure: In order to be truly happy, you must live along with and you have to stand for something larger than yourself.

To be happy, you have to give something back.

The lesson here is clear, and that is, if you're hurting, you need to help somebody ease their hurt. If you're in pain, help somebody else's pain. And when you're in a mess, you get yourself out of the mess helping somebody out of theirs.

I hope you strive for more than just the good feeling that service provides, because I know this for sure, that doing good actually makes you better. So, whatever field you choose, if you operate from the paradigm of service, I know your life will have more value and you will be happy.

Whether you've been called, as so many of you here today getting doctorates and other degrees, to the professions of business, law, engineering, humanities, science, medicine, if you choose to offer your skills and talent in service, when you choose the paradigm of service, looking at life through that paradigm, it turns everything you do from a job into a gift.
And I know you haven't spent all this time at Stanford just to go out and get a job.

You have the heart and the smarts to go with it. And it's up to you to decide, really, where will you now use those gifts? You've got the diploma, so go out and get the lessons, 'cause I know great things are sure to come.

Nah....gw Lanjutin lagi ney CeRiTa tentang Zakat..
Zakat yg baru pertama kali gw denger itu...(nORAK Y GW...)Namanya Zakat Profesi.
SekiLaS ttg Zakat Profesi
inilah info yang gw dapet dri websitenya PKPU


Zakat Profesi/Pendapatan
Zakat profesi adalah zakat yang dikeluarkan dari penghasilan profesi (hasil profesi) bila telah mencapai nisab. Profesi dimaksud mencakup profesi pegawai negeri atau swasta, konsultan, dokter, notaris, akuntan, artis, wiraswasta, dll.
Dasar Hukum Syari'at
Firman Allah SWT:"dan pada harta-harta mereka ada hak untuk orang miskin yang meminta dan orang miskin yang tidak dapat bahagian". (QS. Adz-Dzaariyaat (51): 19)
Firman Allah SWT: "Wahai orang-orang yang beriman, infaqkanlah (zakat) sebagian dari hasil usahamu yang baik-baik dan sebagian dari apa yang Kami keluarkan dari bumi untuk kamu". (QS Al Baqarah: 267)
Hadist Nabi SAW: "Bila zakat bercampur dengan harta lainnya maka ia akan merusak harta itu".(HR. AL Bazar dan Baehaqi)

Hasilan profesi (pegawai negeri/swasta, konsultan, dokter, notaris, wiraswasta, dll) merupakan sumber pendapatan (kasab) yang tidak banyak dikenal di masa generasi terdahulu, oleh karenanya bentuk kasab ini tidak banyak dibahas, khususnya yang berkaitan dengan "zakat". Lain halnya dengan bentuk kasab yang lebih populer saat itu, seperti pertanian, peternakan dan perniagaan, mendapatkan porsi pembahasan yang sangat memadai dan detail. Meskipun demikian bukan berarti harta yang didapatkan dari hasil profesi tersebut bebas dari zakat, sebab zakat pada dasarnya/hakekatnya adalah pungutan harta yang diambil dari orang-orang kaya untuk dibagikan kepada orang-orang miskin diantara mereka (sesuai dengan ketentuan syara').

Dengan demikian apabila seseorang dengan penghasilan profesinya ia menjadi kaya, maka wajib atas kekayaannya itu zakat, akan tetapi jika hasilnya tidak mencukupi kebutuhan hidup (dan keluarganya), maka ia menjadi mustahiq (penerima zakat). Sedang jika hasilnya hanya sekedar untuk menutupi kebutuhan hidupnya, atau lebih sedikit maka baginya tidak wajib zakat. Kebutuhan hidup yang dimaksud adalah kebutuhan pokok, yakni, papan, sandang, pangan dan biaya yang diperlukan untuk menjalankan profesinya.

Zakat profesi memang tidak dikenal dalam khasanah keilmuan Islam, sedangkan hasil profesi yang berupa harta dapat dikategorikan ke dalam zakat harta (simpanan/kekayaan). Dengan demikian hasil profesi seseorang apabila telah memenuhi ketentuan wajib zakat maka wajib baginya untuk menunaikan zakat.

Contoh perhitungan:
Iwan Darsawan adalah seorang karyawan swasta yang berdomisili di kota Bekasi, memiliki seorang istri dan 2 orang anak. Penghasilan bersih perbulan Rp. 1.500.000,-.
Bila kebutuhan pokok keluarga tersebut kurang lebih Rp. 625.000 per bulan maka kelebihan dari penghasilannya = (1.500.000 - 625.000) = Rp. 975.000 perbulan.

Apabila saldo rata-rata perbulan 975.000 maka jumlah kekayaan yang dapat dikumpulkan dalam kurun waktu satu tahun adalah Rp. 11.700.000 (lebih dari nishab). Dengan demikian Akbar berkewajiban membayar zakat sebesar 2.5% dari saldo. Dalam hal ini zakat dapat dibayarkan setiap bulan sebesar 2.5% dari saldo bulanan atau 2.5 % dari saldo tahunan.

Perhitungan Zakat Pendapatan/Profesi
Nisab zakat pendapatan / profesi setara dengan nisab zakat tanaman dan buah-buahan sebesar 5 wasaq atau 652,8 kg gabah setara dengan 520 kg beras, kadar zakatnya sebesar 2,5 %. Waktu untuk mengeluarkan zakat profesi pada setiap kali menerima diqiyaskan dengan waktu pengeluaran zakat tanaman yaitu setiap kali panen. "Dan tunaikanlah haknya di hari memetik hasilnya ( dengan dikeluar kan zakat nya ). ( QS : Al-An'am : 141 ).
Contoh perhitungan:
- Nisab sebesar 520 kg beras, asumsi harga beras 2000 jadi nilai nisab sebesar 520 x 2000 = 1.400.000
- Jumlah pendapatan perbulan Rp 2.000.000,-
- Zakat atas pendapatan ( karena telah mencapai nisab ) 2,5 % x 2.000.000,- = 50.000,-

Zakat Uang Simpanan
Uang simpanan ( baik tabungan, deposito, dll ) dikenakan zakat dari jumlah terendah bila telah mencapai haul. Besarnya nisab senilai dengan 85 gr emas ( asumsi 1 gr emas Rp 75.000, nisab sebesar Rp 6.375.000 ). Kadarnya zakatnya sebesar 2,5 %.
Uang Tabungan
Tanggal Masuk Keluar Saldo
01/03/99 20.000.000 20.000.000
25/03/99 2.000.000 18.000.000
20/05/99 5.000.000 13.000.000
01/06/99 200.000* 13.200.000
12/09/99 1.000.000 12.200.000
11/10/99 2.000.000 14.200.000
31/02/00 1.000.000 15.200.000
* Bagi hasil
Jumlah saldo terakhir dalam tabel di atas adalah 15.200.000 telah melebihi nisab (asumsi 1 gr emas Rp 75.000, nisab sebesar Rp 6.375.000) dan genap satu tahun. Tahun haul menurut contoh di atas 01/03/99 - 31/02/00.. uang bagi hasil ini dikeluarkan terlebih dahulu sebelum perhitungan zakat.
Perhitungan :
Tahun haul : 01/03/99 - 31/02/00
Nisab : Rp 6.375.000,-
Saldo terakhir : Rp 15.200.000,- - Rp 200.000,- = Rp 15.000.000,-
Besarnya zakat : 2,5 % x Rp 15.000.000,- = Rp 375.000,-

Bila seseorang mempunyai beberapa tabungan maka semua buku dihitung setelah dilihat haul dan saldo terendah dari masing-masing buku.
Perhitungan:
Haul : 01/03/99 - 31/02/00
Saldo terakhir:
- Buku 1: 5.000.000-
- Buku 2: 3.000.000-
- Buku 3: 2.000.000
total : Rp 10.000.000
Zakat : 2,5 % x Rp 10.000.000 = Rp 250.000,-


Bgitu Lah skilas info...pertanyaan gw sekarang
Kenapa Nisabnya Zakat Profesi di samain sama Hasil Pertanian????
nTar d gw cari lagi yaaa..hehe